The Monday that just past killed me. Had H1, mass pe and bio lab all in a row. WHO HAS LAB AFTER MASS PE ONE? -.- Which means in week 6, thats next next week, my class will be having A LVL BIO SPA after mass PE. I'm guessing my class will go on strike during mass PE. Running around the track 6 times before an A LVL exam is not the most clever thing to do in the world.

I got 44% for my chem. Stupid. I mean the subject. To think Chem is the only subject which i loyally do all my tutorials myself leh. Keywords: All, Myself.

Seriously speaking, i used this CT as a test whether studying will pay off or not. My conclusion? GP is independent of studying. Bio and Geog will improve with studying. Maths and Chem will let you down no matter what. The retest better prove me otherwise for maths.

OKOK. the whole point of this post is to post about today's Assembly. We all know the assembly's going to be exciting when that split the guys and the girls. So, the following content will revolve around *pauses* I need to be careful, i just remembered this will be going onto facebook, hence the mild title and 1st paragraph.

The following content will revolve around pads, tampons, menstruation, pee-hole, V-hole and girls. I bet the guys are getting excited now liao lor. Don't think i don't know, but most guys are actually curious about pads and menses. IT'S ONLY NATURAL. We're all natuarally curious what. And the guys don't get to ask anyone about it.

And seriously. Its not too late to stop reading my post now. I WARNED YOU OK. You should know by now i don't hold back in blog posts.

Now that i think of it, i have educated a number of guys about the different types of pads leh. HAHA. And most of them pretend that they were not interested, but asked more questions than anyone. Wing, no wing, night use, scented, non scented, ultra thin, net or cotton, etcetc.

Anyway the HOT topic today was TAMPONS. (the guys got an NS talk. Um, boring?)

FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE GUYS WHO ARE STILL READING LOL, (i won't tell anyone), tampons and pads are both used during menses to absorb blood. The norm is to use PADS. Cos pads are external, while tampons are um... sort of internal, if you are getting it. TO put it plain and understandable for both genders, its not the most comforting thing (both physically and mentally) to stick things up your shit hole. Just thats its not shit holes in this case. Please be aware of my effort to make this sound as mild as possible lol.

Anyway, it was the Q&A session, and the golden question was asked.

Explosion of discussion. The answer?

Admit it, its a bad bad bad bad picture.

Then cindy and i were talking about the 10 holes thing... Imagine when you are doing it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

SO for Q&A and small quizzes in the middle, panty liners are thrown all over the audtitorium as prizes. AH, and the presenter has bad throwing skills, so there was this one time the pack of panty liner hit someone on the head.

-.- How painful can it get to be hit by panty liner actually.

Interesting assembly. Did i tell you the whole corhort of girls got tampon samples? We should have more of this type of talks. No one slept.

4 hours of break tomorrow. Better bring stuff to do!

My sore throat developed on Saturday afternoon. Full swing on Sunday (the agony), and today it became a cough.

My usual temperature is around 35-36 degree Celsius, it has never went past 36.4 degree Celsius. Using the same thermometer yesterday, it rose to 37.5 degree Celsius. The normal temperature for a human is 37 degree Celsius. So apparently, I'm more normal when i am sick. Both temperature and behavior wise.

And whats with my headache on the left side of the head? Left brain is for numbers, reasoning, speech and writing. Ok, so maybe the throbbing part is blocking my ability to recognise numbers. It sounds so reasonable.

Went to see the doctor today morning. They gave me a mask and asked me to sit outside while people stared at me wear a mask -.-

And no, its not H1N1 -.- People with such unwavable belief in the success of H1N1... TSK!

Only going back to school on Wednesday. Cos if i go to school tomorrow, i anticipate a 3m radius clearance area around me. And the school might decide to send me home -.-

On the bright side, i am able to sing/rap TOP's part in songs, with the original tone. Mwahaha! I like the low low voice. Its so low, i think this post sounds louder than my voice.

Horrid Monday timetable. I'd post my timetable up for you all to see if not for the cyber safety yada yada thingy. Mondays will kill me. After mass pe is 2 hrs of bio practical. How practical indeed. Thursdays are filled with 4 hours of free time in a row from 10.15 to 2.15. Which means i can go home and come back with 2hours to spare.

OH. And i cant smell anything at all -.-

Anyone knows why mucus turns yellow when one is sick? Website says cos got bacteria/virus in the mucus, and your body is fighting them off. OHHH... and i have most of the symptoms of sinus infections... GOODBYE WORLD. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TOO GOOD TO ME, SO I SHAN'T MISS YOU!

I AM LAGGING!

WTH. I am so shocked that i am lagging. I hardly lag at all!

*fans myself with hands*

Breathe kiayi, breathe.

You all know the starhub advertisement? Where the Malay woman picks up the phone call from the Chinese guy, and she converses back in Mandarin? Aiya, I'm sure you all know la. Youtube don't have the video, so i cant paste for you all to see.

Guess what?

I just realised what the woman replied him 我。。。在家啊。

COS RIGHT, SHE HEARD WRONGLY. She thought the Chinese guy said : 请问有谁在家吗？

OMG IM LAGGING. WTH. Now i can laugh at the joke.

WHAT? All along i seriously thought it was an advertisement on miscommunication leh. *actively blocks rocks thrown at me*

Anyway, I'm suffering from I-hate-my-fringe syndrome, which everyone has after they cut their fringes. *tugs at my fringe* ZZZ! Now i look retarded.

Stop it. Those who want to say that I AM retarded. Ahahaha. See? I know you all will.

*whispers* I'm psychic.

*dramatic lighting in the background*

But during the exam period, i suddenly felt like blogging some stuff. Not alot, but enough to fill a blog post. Heh. But not like anyone will care, since I'm positive i have lost 100% readership, so I'm essentially writing to myself, how miserable, heh.

Heh is a type of laugh which is not exactly a laugh. More like a sigh disguised as a laugh, normally used when a person is in a sad state of life. Not a good sign if one uses it too often.

I guess I'll just blog about some stuff that happen since the last post as i post pictures up. LONG POST AHEAD

Lets start from

The japan students came to our school. Bobo hosted one of them, called Sayaka if I'm not wrong.

The guy student ashley hosted, during mass PE.

OK THEN... came the opening of the student lounge. And oh ya, i have damn lots to complain about school HAHA.

Which reminds me, I still remember during the dialogue session, the SCs asked

Then came the hilarious but oh so true answer.

Super lol. Such selfish seniors, I like.

WHAT? They will come to enjoy it when they themselves are seniors too what. Anyway, a few weeks later, we were told that all our suggestions during the session was shot down. Or was it most of our suggestions? Whichever it is, i don't see any change, so i conclude the session was a waste. Not a waste of time. Just a waste. DIFFERENCE.

Oh yea. I LOVE the student lounge. Apparently, xinqian me ashley weicheng hongsheng minjie and some other discovered that it was a good place for pillow fights and all sorts of nonsense. That's minjie under a pile of pillows and blanket.

I remember one of us wanted to jump on it. We didn't =D Safety conscious ok.

ANYWAY. Back to more complaints about school...

how many of you have this feeling when you look at the newly revamped zheng xin yuan? I HAVE OK, and i know lots of people have that feeling too.

WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO ZHENGXINYUAN?

We came back to tanjong rhu after 2 years in bouna vista. The school changed, and one of the only few things we could remember so dearly is zhengxinyuan.

Rewind 4 years back, Zheng xin yuan was the nice, round, simple green garden which looks so pristinely forbidden that there was an unspoken rule that you cannot step on it. Or else an alarm will sound and Mr Kiw will invite you over for tea.

I liked it for its simplicity. How plain and simple it was. It was round, clean and green. So peaceful.

One day we saw workers digging holes in our zheng xin yuan. Yes, OUR, cos i loved it so. Me and JY went mad. I hoped it was just to improve some water drainage thingy or something. Turns out, the school went ahead and put in tiled walls (which in my opinion looks like a place where a drunk guy will pee on), and said it was for us to sit on. And they marred the landscape by dotting the garden with stone pebbles, those for walking one. OH, AND, wait for it, A 5 metres tall KONG ZI statue.

WHY ZHENG XIN YUAN? WHY? Why not anywhere else. Why kill my zheng xin yuan?

Super sad. Now zheng xin yuan looks so fake. And isn't kong zi the fella who said males are more important that females? Our school is female dominated, so what are you trying to say?

My poor zheng xin yuan. I shall weep and mourn for you. The school didn't even ask the students' opinion, aren't they supposed to be already aware of their really lousy designing skills? (note school building colour, library etc)

I guess the only thing we can relate to now from the past is the concrete classroom floor. OMG SERIOUSLY, DON'T YOU DARE TILE IT. DON'T. EVEN. THINK.

I'll post up a zheng xin yuan before and after picture when i get back to school on Wednesday.

WHICH REMINDS ME, i want to complain about library. Shall do it at the end of the post.

Last day after check out. HAHA. Left us four. I lazy to post about the class chalet.

Um ya.

Went hokkaido fair with Jeenise, JY, cuiting, chingying and steffi.

Potato croquette.

Butter candy

Takopachi

Some potato thing, which taste BAD.

Fruit thingy. Nice.

SUPER EX, but had fun with them =D

Eat until i got sick of japan food. Smell liao want to puke. OOOPS. lol.

Then,

Accompanied Cindy and cuiting to get their contact lenses.

Cindy had actually made the person to explain to her that:

Damn funny.

Ok end of pictures.

And in between my last post and this post, 2 major things happened.

H1N1 came, and Michael Jackson went.

Sad Michael went. I was looking forward to his comeback, especially after all those negative reports about him yada yada. =[

Anyway, i realised that practically the whole student population adores H1N1. And there are people who have such FAITH in H1N1. LOL. The unexpected things that bond the student body.

Anyway, i have too much to complain about school le.

CTS, library and uniform. So i shall split that into an individual post.

Till the next post!

My brother is half an arm's length from me, and my sis is 2 metres behind me. 

No idea is it a failed or lame way of family communication lol.

Fun anyways.

Its 29April2009. 

Guess what all of them are doing behind on the computer at 12.41am.

omg if you can't then you are noob.

=D

And yay, JH drama got gold. So if minus all those yuan wang deductions, we should have got gold with honours la. =DDD

And today very early dismiss. 1.45pm release liao. I reached home 3.00pm. Bathe pack etc 3.30pm. Slept till just now. 7.00pm. Super shuang, biggest factor of my damn good mood.

KEKE =D